"Bar" "Noma Noma"
Organ, do you think it's really true that a Dragonkin showed up in Yahoo?
"No" is what I'd like to say, but there are never any guarantees in this world.
It sounds like such a fairy tale, doesn't it?
A Dragonkin taking a stand against evil...
"Chunibyo" "S-Rank Adventurer" "Mink"
"Devilkin S-Rank Adventurer" "Organ"
If there really was one,
the Beast Kingdom would be all over it, though.
Maybe he's a wild Dragonkin or something?
Don't be absurd.
The union of Human and Dragon is celebrated,
yet the offspring of Human and Demon is detested and prosecuted.
What an illogical and ridiculous world.
"Noma Noma Bar Owner" "Iei"
The Dragonkin is great and all, Mink...
But I recommend this one.
This man is apparently calling himself Demon Lord.
If you hang around him, you never know what sort of fun you'll get into.
Oho?
I feel the waves of destiny gushing within me!
My right eye is throbbing! I see it! I see it all!
By the hands of that man, the future of our world will plunge into chaos!
Organ, let's perform a blood oath right here.
The coming chaos is darker than the deepest shadow!
You're a Priest, you know. What are you talking about?
"Mikan"
If I'm not mistaken,
isn't that the S-Rank adventurers, Mink and Organ?
Demon Lord may be out of our league,
but they might be able to handle him.
"Yukikaze"
The old man is mine and mine only.
No one else lays hands on him! No one!
Open your eyes
Dwelling in the eyes of that majestic figure are wishes
Let's sing to the sleepless night
Dramatically pull everything in, even light and darkness
In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
I learned that true kindness is actually solitude after looking at you
I wanted to get closer to your heart and yet it's still so far away
No matter what fate gets in my way, I'll face it head on
With the bravery I chose with you, let's flap our wings and fly
My heart is trembling with the hope that I found
Resounding inside me move my heart
Lurking behind my hidden true motives
With a stronger gaze than anyone else
Dwelling in the eyes of that majestic figure are wishes
Let's sing to the sleepless night
Dramatically pull everything in, even light and darkness
In order to smile again tomorrow, unafraid
Let's begin
Open your eyes
"Turmoil in the Capital"
"Upscale Bar" "Artemis"
This place is quite impressive.
Right? This is one of my favorite places to come to.
Welcome, Miss Luna. Thank you for coming again.
It's always a pleasure to have you.
Thank you.
But today we came to celebrate a special occasion for one of my friends.
Please keep that in mind.
Understood.
"Yu Kirino"
Let us start with a toast and raise our glasses
to Aku's leg being healed.
Cheers!
Aku, congratulations.
Congratulations, Aku.
Th-Thank you very much.
You're the star for today.
Forget about manners and eat as much as you'd like.
Okay!
I guess we should stick to more casual places to eat.
If this is a celebration, it's about time I make it seem like one...
Excuse me. Could you do me a favor?
Certainly. Anything.
I'd like someone to bring this over to my table.
Wh-Whoa!
Item Construct!
Aku, this is a present from me.
"Strawberry Tart"
Wow! Demon Lord, is this candy?!
It looks so incredibly cute!
Yu, slice this up for us.
Sure thing, Chief.
It's sweet, delicious, and cute!
Ah, so yummy! It melts in my mouth!
This must be what happiness tastes like, Chief.
You look like you're having a grand old time, Luna.
Hmm? Madam?
What's the deal with this super-rich lady?!
Her whole body is sparkling!
I'm sorry for interrupting when you're all enjoying yourselves so much.
Greetings, Madam. I'm afraid I don't know you.
My name is Hakuto Kunai.
"Big Shot of High Society" "Shrimpfry Butterfly"
Dear me, I haven't introduced myself yet.
I'm Shrimpfry Butterfly.
Is she some one gag comedian?!
Madam, would you care to sit down and join us?
H-Hey now, Demon Lord!
Oh, my. For the rumored Demon Lord to personally invite me. How exciting!
She knows about me and yet still came to talk?
Must be one shrewd woman.
"Message"
Luna, who is this Madam?
Huh?! Now I'm hearing his repulsive voice in my head...
That "repulsive" was cruel, but just answer me.
What's the matter, Luna?
Um, nothing at all! Nothing at all...
You can't tell it's a skill of mine to talk in secret without being heard?
You don't think I knew that? Sheesh!
Madam is the center figure for all the wives of nobility.
She has tons of connections and is hugely influential among nobles.
I see... Then she's like the queen of high society?
Yeah, right. She'd be dangerous to have as an enemy.
I've got a good idea.
If I somehow gain her trust, that means she'll become an unbeatable ally.
Madam, we've come here tonight to congratulate Aku on her injury healing.
If you wouldn't mind, perhaps you could say something too?
Oh, my, is that so? Congratulations, Aku.
Th-Thank you very much.
By the way, is this your first time in the city, Aku?
Y-Yes, that's right.
Everything I see here is so pretty, I can't believe it!
Really? You're such a cute and honest little one.
I-I'm not...
Yeah, isn't she? I'm proud to have her as a friend!
Y-You're too much...
And what do you think of the city, Mr. Demon Lord?
It's truly spectacular.
It's very authentic and easy to admire.
Compared to the impoverished lands I passed by during my travels,
the Holy Capital's prosperity is an astonishment to behold.
You're absolutely correct.
It's not unusual to compare the lands of the kingdom to Heaven and Hell.
That couldn't be any closer to the truth.
However, I do know a method in which that problem could be solved.
I would love to hear your wisdom on the matter, Mr. Demon Lord.
It's rather simple, actually.
By transforming every last land into Heaven,
there will simply be no more problems. It's that easy.
Th-This seems like a rather large-scale proposition of yours.
If I sat at the top of the kingdom, it could be done in a few mere years.
My...
But instead of these boring problems of the country,
I have a different "Heaven" I'd like to introduce you to.
That sounds very intriguing.
And what is this "Heaven" of yours?
It's this right here.
Soap?
Oh! That soap is the best thing ever!
It washes away dirt like magic and leaves your skin sparkling!
Magic... Sparkling, huh?
Nice assist, Luna!
Indeed, the skin of all these ladies here sure is dazzling...
I urge you to give it a try tonight.
I think you'll be astonished at how well it works.
I may just. Thank you for the wonderful gift, Demon Lord.
Oh, please. There's no need to thank me over such a trivial thing.
But I am planning to open a hot spring in the village of Rabby sometime soon.
It's a place where your skin-- your entirety will be revived!
Revived, you say? Now those are some bold claims you make.
When it comes to ideas which I devise, none are lies or falsehood.
Because every word that comes out of my mouth, I make true.
It won't be just an ordinary bath, you see.
Carbon dioxide baths, vase baths, stone saunas,
electric baths, herbal baths, salt saunas...
...and so much more for guests to enjoy.
Not only will it help exhaustion, stiff muscles, and cold sensitivity...
Your skin will feel years younger when you're done!
P-Please! Please let me come and visit!
Luna, keep this a secret from my little sister, Oysterfry.
Oh, Madam. You must not be getting along with your sister as usual.
I'm in the same boat as you.
Sisters just have a hard time seeing eye to eye.
There's an Oysterfry too?! Get along with your fry family!
I-It's a Satanist attack!
--Satanists? --What are they doing here?! --I'm scared...
We've finally got a sideshow of clowns to spice up this dinner banquet.
I see, it's a synchronized attack...
I guess they're not half bad.
Yu, stay here and protect all these people.
I'll go snuff out all the turmoil.
Understood, Chief.
H-Hold up! Don't decide that on your own!
I'm going with you!
Luna, it's quite possible that you're the target of this attack.
There's no hope for me to protect you if you're walking around the streets.
P-Protect me?!
I-It's not like I need you to protect me...
Will she be okay being this easy to read?
Aku, there's nothing to worry about if you're with Yu.
Just try to enjoy the rest of your meal.
O-Okay.
B-But...
Will you be all right, Demon Lord?
She's like a daughter worried about her father...
It's a sideshow. I'm just burning off some calories after dinner.
You should return to your meal too, Madam.
I must say, you sure are a confident one...
Though, if I put it in your own words...
Is it because everything you say comes true?
That's exactly right.
It's unfortunate for these guys that I happened to be here today.
"Message"
Yu... If we're to learn anything, we need to be able to move easily.
So we avoid crude behavior and improve our reputation?
It's great that you always catch on so quickly.
I'm counting on you, Yu.
O-Oday!
Hmm? Did she just stutter or something?
No way, it's Yu we're talking about...
Now then, I wonder where I should start?
They keep popping up no matter where I go...
If you want to meet a Demon Lord so badly, I'll grant your wish.
Take this!
"Heavy Strike"
You asked for it!
"Whirlwind"
You damn, rotten adventurers!
"Ice Blade" "Ice Slash"
Ice Slash!
Thou shall become a frozen cold Mikan.
"Sweetheart of Snow" "Snow Kiss"
Snow Kiss!
Thanks for the save, Yukikaze.
V for Victory. Sweetheart of your mouth.
Grab them by the ocean's edge.
Ice Hand!
"Hand of Ice" "Ice Hand"
It's about time that we broke the ice. Ice Splash!
Don't falter! We outnumber them!
Keep up the attack for as long as we can!
This isn't looking good. What now, Yukikaze?
Dying a virgin was never part of my plan.
Impressive how unfazed you are at a time like this.
And anyways, you're a guy, so--
That's a clown for you.
Would anyone else like to put on a good show?
Old man!
We meet again! He's so dreamy!
Demon Lord!
Demon Lord, is it? You dare stand in our way?!
Who do you think you're dealing with?
Kneel before me!
"Champion"
Champion!
What I do to trash like you...
Enlightenment!
"Enlightenment"
...is show you where you belong.
Pulverize!
"Pulverize"
The truth of the matter is, I'm completely justified to be angry at you.
Though I'm a little grateful too.
I-I'm not gonna die like this!
May disaster befall... this cursed land!
Summon Devil!
Huh?
"Mid-Level Demon" "Carnival"
I got called here by a bunch of puny humans? What gives?
Hey, Yukikaze. That's a Demon, right?
Yeah. The Satanists summoned it in exchange for their lives.
It's not looking good.
Whatever. Looks like there's a lot of tasty snacks to eat here.
Oh, boy! It's time to set the table and let despair fill the air!
"Imprisonment Area" "Killing Field"
Killing Field!
It sounds like the turmoil is getting worse.
And I'm getting chills out of nowhere...
I think that was Barrier Magic.
Meaning?
This whole area has been trapped and closed off.
We won't be able to escape unless he's defeated.
Yeah, that's right! It's time, my little kittens!
Come play with Mr. Carnival of Hell!
Sing along with the sound of my music with your wails, cries, and screams of--
Wh-Who's the damn vermin who did that to me?!
That filthy mouth suits you much better.
Was it you?! You shitty dirtbag!
What a disgrace. You're a swine with an ugly face.
Your voice is putrid and your clothes hideous.
You seem as worthless as it gets, but maybe you're good for a laugh at best.
I'll kill you!
I must admit, this is the second time I've run into a Demon.
"Survival Skill 'Fighting Spirit' activated"
"+10% to user's Offense and Defense"
The last one unfortunately died all too fast.
"Combat Skill 'Strength Drain' activated"
"10% to target's Offense"
How do you think you'll fare?
"Combat Skill 'Overpower' activated"
"-10% to target's Defense"
For academic purposes,
I've decided to go all out this time.
"Combat Skill 'Peerless' activated"
"+30% to user's Offense and Defense"
You called yourself Carnival, huh? Are you ready for this?
W-Wait, you wonderful monsieur! I was wrong! I was--
Oops, I forgot something important...
Wh-Whatever that important thing is, I'll help you with it!
I'll do whatever you like!
"Status change: 'Battle Ready'
"Stance change: 'Retaliation Stance'"
N-No! I don't wanna be killed by a human in a place like this!
I'm sure you've done plenty of killing till now.
You should at least feel what it's like to die for once.
What filthy fireworks.
This is you, right? Long live Demon Lord!
Demon Lord, you're something else!
Mister, let me buy you a drink!
Well, when you're as good as me, that much is nothing.
Old man!
You've saved me two times now, and I want to pay you back!
There's no need for that. This was something important for me too.
Could you please tell me your name, old man?
"Old"... The me in here is still young.
I'm Hakuto Kunai.
Hakuto... Kunai...
The old man and I are bound by the red string of fate!
H-Hold up, Yukikaze! I'm sure you're being fooled somehow!
Jealous, Mikan?
Why the hell would I be jealous?!
If you must know where my heart lies,
I prefer heroes like that Dragonkin who love justice!
Hmm? That Dragonkin, huh?
How naughty.
You prefer people who love just ass.
"Justice = Just Ass"
Um, I think you said it wrong.
That's not even close to the same word!
Argh, Yukikaze! I can't take it!
It's not even close?
What the hell?!
"I wish I could go back"
Is what someone said
But I don't have a past
For eternity
That nothing would change
Is what I thought
Over and over
Rubbing my eyes to make sure
I'm overwhelmed by emotion
Like a lie Bright! Still locked up
Hiding what I couldn't give up
That miracle lit up by my heart
Not sought out, not doubted
But still you believed
As if to teach me
RE NEW ME Now that I'm laughing with you
I can embrace it all
Once again
For battle within the Game, you put together your skills
and combo them all together to however you best see fit.
Depending on how you combo, it's possible to do astronomical damage.
If you're an expert at it, it's said you can do enough damage to kill a god.
What filthy fireworks.
You put on a show, Demon Lord!
Wh-Who told you that?
Next time: Demon Lord, Retry Episode 7. All or Nothing.
"All or Nothing"